My one Olympic wish

So with my principles firmly compromised of my own accord by becoming a rabid addict of watching the Olympics in Communist China, I do declare one simple wish.

My wish is that Michael Phelps, after winning gold after gold, at least once, immediately before or after the National Anthem, to reach in his pocket, retrieve a ginormous silver or gold Crucifix, point to it, kiss it, then display it to the camera.

Actually, this wish applies to any medal winner from any country, but Phelps doing it would be the Lottery win.

Thank you.

Pray for Georgia and their victims of the Russian onslaught.